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MasterJoe42
Number of posts : 32
Age : 34
Registration date : 2009-01-17
|  Subject: Google is Dead. -_- !@#$  Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:11 am | |
| Out of sheer boredom, I decided to check Google to see how long it would take me to get to Japan on the shortest route.
We can all trust google......heheheheheheh.
Well it turns out it's 70 easy turns by car to get there, and it will only take 30 days from where I'm at.
*score* I'm thinking "Kickass, this will be easier than I thought".
So I decided to start reading the steps on how to get there...so far so good, here I was worried about crossing India and Germany when I can just go straight there from my own home.
So I get reading....1,2,3,4...I make my way to step 47, and I stop...stare at the computer...and color my computer desk an interesting new shade of brain.
Our good friend google, supplied us with this neat little tidbit. Here's google advice on how to get there from when I hit water. (this is on google maps, mind you)
47. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean (3,879 mi)
ENTERING JAPAN
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O_O!!!!
I stopped and stared at the computer screen completely baffled for a moment...
why the HELL would anybody Kayak 3,879 miles!?!? And why the hell did our good buddy Google suggest it? I've lost all faith in google...Everything I've searched for, and used google for, how do I know it's not all just a gig to make me Kayak 3,879 miles!?
Google is the internets foundation of lies. Screw you google...Screw you.
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Eternal Dragonheart
Number of posts : 30
Age : 33
Registration date : 2009-01-17
| | Subject: Lol Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:19 am | |
| Next time you get bored here's something else you can do, take the filter off Google, go to images and try to find a word that won't give you porn. If you do that, good luck finding a word that doesn't give you porn. | |
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MasterJoe42
Number of posts : 32
Age : 34
Registration date : 2009-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Google is Dead. -_- !@#$ Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:21 am | |
| SpriggingDeckleCrazingFlux.
I know it doesn't because...I made it up. | |
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ShadowDemonx9
I Rule This Site
Number of posts : 73
Age : 34
Location : Look behind you
Registration date : 2009-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Google is Dead. -_- !@#$ Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:29 am | |
| nope found porn lol...you fail xD | |
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MasterJoe42
Number of posts : 32
Age : 34
Registration date : 2009-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Google is Dead. -_- !@#$ Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:31 am | |
| You may think you found Porn on google, but you just wait. They'll suggest you friggin' Kayak 3,879 miles for it. | |
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ShadowDemonx9
I Rule This Site
Number of posts : 73
Age : 34
Location : Look behind you
Registration date : 2009-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Google is Dead. -_- !@#$ Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:33 am | |
| lol I'll kayak 3989 miles to your house..yah =D | |
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MasterJoe42
Number of posts : 32
Age : 34
Registration date : 2009-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Google is Dead. -_- !@#$ Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:35 am | |
| If you did, I'd have to smack you because you "couldn't make it" for the bay festival. -_-
Which is too bad too, because that day the guy working the fries and onion rings caught fire. | |
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Eternal Dragonheart
Number of posts : 30
Age : 33
Registration date : 2009-01-17
| | Subject: o.O Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:37 am | |
| o.O *finds the guy on fire and roasts marshmallows over her burning body* yay s'mores!
shhhh im bored >.> | |
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MasterJoe42
Number of posts : 32
Age : 34
Registration date : 2009-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Google is Dead. -_- !@#$ Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:39 am | |
| It's a shame you missed out, Wes. But now I know what burning hair smells like...and looks like...I'm hoping for it to happen again next year. >D | |
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ShadowDemonx9
I Rule This Site
Number of posts : 73
Age : 34
Location : Look behind you
Registration date : 2009-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Google is Dead. -_- !@#$ Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:29 pm | |
| Lmao, yeah man I've had enough experiences with fire to know what anything on fire smells like. I think I'll be good if I don't see that, as far as going up there for the festival idk, I'd have to see first. | |
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Siiig
Number of posts : 8
Age : 34
Registration date : 2009-03-10
| | Subject: Re: Google is Dead. -_- !@#$ Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:15 am | |
| - MasterJoe42 wrote:
- Out of sheer boredom, I decided to check Google to see how long it would take me to get to Japan on the shortest route.
We can all trust google......heheheheheheh.
Well it turns out it's 70 easy turns by car to get there, and it will only take 30 days from where I'm at.
*score* I'm thinking "Kickass, this will be easier than I thought".
So I decided to start reading the steps on how to get there...so far so good, here I was worried about crossing India and Germany when I can just go straight there from my own home.
So I get reading....1,2,3,4...I make my way to step 47, and I stop...stare at the computer...and color my computer desk an interesting new shade of brain.
Our good friend google, supplied us with this neat little tidbit. Here's google advice on how to get there from when I hit water. (this is on google maps, mind you)
47. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean (3,879 mi)
ENTERING JAPAN
...
O_O!!!!
I stopped and stared at the computer screen completely baffled for a moment...
why the HELL would anybody Kayak 3,879 miles!?!? And why the hell did our good buddy Google suggest it? I've lost all faith in google...Everything I've searched for, and used google for, how do I know it's not all just a gig to make me Kayak 3,879 miles!?
Google is the internets foundation of lies. Screw you google...Screw you. Haha, Shows Google will still gladly mess with people who want to Google crossing continents in a car =p | |
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MasterJoe42
Number of posts : 32
Age : 34
Registration date : 2009-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Google is Dead. -_- !@#$ Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:31 am | |
| - Siiig wrote:
- MasterJoe42 wrote:
- Out of sheer boredom, I decided to check Google to see how long it would take me to get to Japan on the shortest route.
We can all trust google......heheheheheheh.
Well it turns out it's 70 easy turns by car to get there, and it will only take 30 days from where I'm at.
*score* I'm thinking "Kickass, this will be easier than I thought".
So I decided to start reading the steps on how to get there...so far so good, here I was worried about crossing India and Germany when I can just go straight there from my own home.
So I get reading....1,2,3,4...I make my way to step 47, and I stop...stare at the computer...and color my computer desk an interesting new shade of brain.
Our good friend google, supplied us with this neat little tidbit. Here's google advice on how to get there from when I hit water. (this is on google maps, mind you)
47. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean (3,879 mi)
ENTERING JAPAN
...
O_O!!!!
I stopped and stared at the computer screen completely baffled for a moment...
why the HELL would anybody Kayak 3,879 miles!?!? And why the hell did our good buddy Google suggest it? I've lost all faith in google...Everything I've searched for, and used google for, how do I know it's not all just a gig to make me Kayak 3,879 miles!?
Google is the internets foundation of lies. Screw you google...Screw you.
Haha, Shows Google will still gladly mess with people who want to Google crossing continents in a car =p xD Got me there. | |
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